Oxygen Wellness

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:47:48 GMT

I'm at Oxygen, the gym we found in the outskirts (or as Mark calls this area, "purgatory") that we like. Maybe I should say liked, though it is cool that they have computers that you can use to check email while you are waiting for your slow-as-a-woman husband to finish shitting, showering, and shaving.

I say liked in the past tense because I am a little alarmed and depressed after today's workout. The first time we came here, it was in the middle of the afternoon. The facilities were great, and there were few meatheads and hos working out.

Today we came at 4:30 in the afternoon, and what a difference. Elion-type guys everywhere, checking out their hair and their own muscles, chicks dressed and made-up as though to go clubbing, and more fake tits than in the 90210.

I finally got tired of working out because I was just too uncomfortable around all the estrogen and testosterone. Plus, it was no fun waiting for people to finish their GD cell phone calls while they sat yakking and hogging the machines!!

I still maintain that the gym is good and the price is right, but from now on it will be the off-peak hours for me. I'm turning into a grouchy old lady.

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Oxygen Wellness